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2001 Maniacs (2005)
Fairly faithfull take,
on H.G.Lewis Classsic.
The South has risen.

The Mighty Peking Man AKA Xing xing wang (1977)
Kong-like love story,
Godzillaesque SFX.
Classic Shaw Brothers.

Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter (1974)
What he doesn’t know
about vampires wouldn’t
fill a flea’s cod piece.
OK, so this isn’t the traditional ReviewHiaku, it’s is an actual line from the movie. When I counted the sylablles, I just could not resist posting it, and I really couldn’t be bothered to have paid more attention to the movie.

The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
A pint-sized psycho,
with magically powered drill
kills sexy jockettes.

Rituals (1977)
Curmudgeon M.D’s
Stalked by haunted, unknown vet.
Demons faced are own.

I just need to break ReviewHaiku protocol here to point out that this is one outstanding “lost in the woods” type horror/thriller. The director and cast do an outstanding job of maintaining a feeling of foreboding throughout the picture. I can only assume that it’s been […]

Atom Age Vampire (1960)
Serum saves stripper
burned in firery car crash.
Now others will die!

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The Vampire Lovers (1970)
Sexy lesbo vamp
in landmark Hammer Horror
draws wrath from Cushing!

Hostel (2005)
Backpacking Yankees
Pursuit of foregin women
ends in grusome fest

Pitch Black (2000)
Monsters in shadows,
devour cast one by one.
Diesel’s career high.

Inspired by ADDMovies I thought I would add a short form movie review section to the site. Instead I decided to do reviews in the form of Haiku, if only because “ReviewHaiku” has such a nice ring to it.